The Jet Force Mambo
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A parody of "Mambo No. 5" by Lou Bega

One, two, three four five
Juno threw a Cluster Bomb so come on let's dive
From its big four blasts, hope they hit their mark
Vela says she wants to make bug juice
But I'd rather see 'em fried
Like ants through a looking glass
We must be quick but tough as bricks
I like flamethrowers, shurikens, grenades, and shockers
And that gun-toting Vela has her some big knockers
So what can I do I gotta kick Mizar's tail
But I'm just a dog with a large gun
Hope we can pull this off without getting canned
Our involvement was banned

A little bit of overkill in my life
A real big Tri-Rocket Launcher by my side
A Homing Missile Launcher is all I need
A long-distance Sniper Rifle's what I see
A standard Jet Force Pistol in the sun
A useful box of bright Flares all night long
A barrage of Machine Gun rounds here I am
A charged Plasma Shotgun makes you go blam

Jump up and down, and dodge Machine Gun rounds
Shoot your guns at the bug, then grab his ugly mug
But keep away from the big guys
Hide behind a crate and use missiles
Shoot your gun once and shoot your gun twice
And if he explodes then you're doin' it right

A little bit of overkill in my life
A real big Tri-Rocket Launcher by my side
A Homing Missile Launcher is all I need
A long-distance Sniper Rifle's what I see
A standard Jet Force Pistol in the sun
A useful box of bright Flares all night long
A barrage of Machine Gun rounds here I am
A charged Plasma Shotgun makes you go blam

I do all that I can do to save the Tribals
They can't run to save their hide
A homing missile makes them die